The top 6 Which Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead Character Are You? results of 90 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Which Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead Character Are You?.

#1	38.9%	Rosencrantz. Life in a box is better than no life at all, I expect. You'd have a chance, at least. You could lie there thinking, ''Well. At least I'm not dead.''
#2	21.1%	Guildenstern. ''Consider. One: probability is a factor which operates within natural forces. Two: probability is not operating as a factor. Three: we are now held within un-, sub- or supernatural forces. Discuss.''
#3	16.7%	Hamlet. ''I am but mad north-north-west: when the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw.''
#4	13.3%	Ophelia.
#5	5.6%	The Player. ''We're actors! We're the opposite of people!''
#6	4.4%	Alfred. ''For a handful of coin I happen to have a private and uncut performance of ''The Rape of the Sabine Women,'' or rather woman, or rather Alfred, and for eight you can participate.''