The top 5 Pope Chuck's Official Pope Selector results of 378 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Pope Chuck's Official Pope Selector.

#1	40.2%	Chuck
#2	34.4%	Trained Pigeon
#3	10.6%	Pauly Shore
#4	10.1%	Dead Opossum found on side of Interstate 12
#5	4.8%	Inanimate Carbon Rod