The top 5 How paranoid are you? results of 56 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for How paranoid are you?.

#1	62.5%	PARANOID FREAK
#2	12.5%	Not paranoid
#3	12.5%	Very paranoid
#4	10.7%	REALLY not paranoid
#5	1.8%	semi-paranoid