The top 7 How Alice are you? results of 47 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for How Alice are you?.

#1	46.8%	I should stop taking my own test.
#2	8.5%	You suck
#3	2.1%
#4	2.1%
#5	2.1%	We could've been separated at birth but we weren't because I probably would have killed you by now.
#6	0.0%	I want your sex pootie
#7	0.0%	Keep up the shitty work