The top 8 which of jess' exes are you? the new! quick! easy! version! yay! puppies! and stuff! results of 47 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for which of jess' exes are you? the new! quick! easy! version! yay! puppies! and stuff!.

#1	42.6%	matt, the old boyfriend who is now a junkie in arizona.
#2	17.0%	robyn, the one from my womenstudies class. i cheated. wrongfully. sorry...
#3	14.9%	That Sarah Person, the one i had a crush on for years. we had a great few weeks together until you broke up w/ me cos i'm obnoxious.
#4	12.8%	ruth, the old friend who broke my heart. aww.
#5	10.6%	sam, the one in alabama. we give each other girl advice now.
#6	2.1%	scott, the gay-ex-boyfriend who became my best friend until he got weird. in a bad way.
#7	0.0%	sara-a.k.a.-raven, my then-girlfriend's pothead bestfriend.
#8	0.0%	stokely, my first girlfriend. the abusive psycho bitch one.