The top 8 Which Turd Are You results of 64 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Which Turd Are You.

#1	34.4%	The veggie
#2	14.1%	The boston dangler
#3	9.4%	The ploppets
#4	4.7%	The chop-off
#5	4.7%	The sprinkler
#6	3.1%	The slippy
#7	1.6%	The steamy heapy
#8	1.6%	The sticky