The top 5 How Japanese Are You? results of 1185 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for How Japanese Are You?.

#1	73.1%	Arashiamase doku de! (Welcome home!)
#2	26.6%	How much money you have, tourist? >:)
#3	0.3%	Well, maybe in your next life...
#4	0.0%	Are you even HUMAN?!
#5	0.0%	You'll make a gooood slave...er, I mean, citizen! Yeah, that's right ^^;;