The top 10 What are you? results of 40 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for What are you?.

#1	50.0%	a mouse. EEK get away!
#2	22.5%	a condom. you are very protective and stand up for whats right
#3	10.0%	monkey bars. you are very dangerous, yet kids love you
#4	7.5%	a child molester. you grab little penises and bald vaginas
#5	5.0%	an onion. *sniff* you bring sorrow wherever you go
#6	2.5%	a penis. you are yummy
#7	2.5%	scrambled eggs. you look gross and you dont taste very good either
#8	0.0%	a sick bastard. enough said
#9	0.0%	a tampon. people use you and throw you away often, because no one likes you
#10	0.0%	hydrogen. you are supa sexy