#1 | 32.2%
| Billy (The eldest) | |
#2 | 17.8%
| Little Miffy (She's such a little darling...) | |
#3 | 16.7%
| Baby Dorkis (The resident toddler) | |
#4 | 15.6%
| Agony (My darling daughter) | |
#5 | 7.8%
| Waltraud (The baby) | |
#6 | 5.6%
| Bobby (The second eldest) | |
#7 | 2.2%
| Biffy (Twin one) | |
#8 | 2.2%
| Bradley (My wonderful first son) | |
#9 | 0.0%
| Jiffy (Twin two) | |
#10 | 0.0%
| Lincoln (My fab youngest child) | |