The top 8 How Stoned Are YOU? results of 280 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for How Stoned Are YOU?.

#1	33.2%	High as a Kite; you are very happoy and like talking about shit. This is fantastic.
#2	16.8%	Badcore; not two ways about it. You are a legend. This is fantastic.
#3	16.8%	Smashed out of your Gourd; you really shouldn't be this stoned. This is fanstastic.
#4	11.1%	Lame- you are a bit poor, really. This is not fantastic.
#5	7.9%	Munched; you need food like a mofo. This is fantastic.
#6	7.9%	Party Time! You are good to go! this is fantastic.
#7	4.6%	Monged; you need a very soft place to lie down. This is fantastic.
#8	1.8%	Rude Boy; you must be executed immediately. This is most definitely not fantastic.