The top 5 The Bitch-o-matic results of 76 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for The Bitch-o-matic.

#1	68.4%	If i would like to ask someone for the direction to hell.. i would definately ask you
#2	26.3%	let me put it this way... if god would like to send an angel to Earth... you would be that angel, I, off course, would be GOD
#3	5.3%	you are just canadian
#4	0.0%	Satan in high heels
#5	0.0%	you like the taste of beer, you like the taste of revenge you BITCH!