Survey Says: Top Gnomes and Weirdos results, Weird Survey Selectsmart.com The top 10 Gnomes and Weirdos results of 79 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Gnomes and Weirdos. Rate Survey Says (5=best, 0=poor) #1 70.9% pie spy? #2 25.3% Special edward #3 2.5% a quail #4 1.3% dad #5 0.0% a camel #6 0.0% george w. bush #7 0.0% grandpa norris #8 0.0% irish republican frank. #9 0.0% larry the gnome #10 0.0% ralph west