The top 5 Funkatron: How funky are you? results of 44 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Funkatron: How funky are you?.

#1	65.9%	You are a full on pimp. You drive 10 miles an hour in your car so you disco ball doesn't get beat up.
#2	9.1%	Superfly knows who you are.
#3	9.1%	Yo Mama dresses you funny. Do yourself and the world a favor and kill your damn self.
#4	9.1%	You are Vanilla Ice.
#5	6.8%	You are lame gangster hood rat. Suck down on some rocks and check youself into the nearest crack house.