The top 25 personal mascot selector results of 158 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for personal mascot selector.

#1	19.0%	a monkey
#2	15.2%	a hot air balloon
#3	10.8%	a parrot
#4	8.2%	yoda
#5	7.0%	a bat
#6	7.0%	a macintosh
#7	5.7%	large breastages
#8	3.2%	a butt pirate
#9	2.5%	a midget
#10	2.5%	howard stern
#11	2.5%	martha stewart
#12	2.5%	the infamous raphrat
#13	2.5%	the titanic
#14	1.9%	a drag queen
#15	1.9%	a slug
#16	1.9%	sushi
#17	1.3%	a multicolored flashing bippy
#18	1.3%	a pimp daddy
#19	1.3%	a robot
#20	0.6%	a vegan
#21	0.6%	punani
#22	0.6%	splam
#23	0.0%	a glass that is neither half full nor half empty
#24	0.0%	an ankh
#25	0.0%	raw meat