The top 7 What Military Branch Should YOU Join? results of 75897 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for What Military Branch Should YOU Join?.       Rate Survey Says (5=best, 0=poor)
#1	33.0%	Air Force
#2	18.1%	Marine Corps
#3	17.1%	Army
#4	12.5%	You capitalistic corporate whore! The military isn't for you - try entrepreneuring or something ... don't you want a little $$$?
#5	9.7%	Navy
#6	8.6%	Coast Guard
#7	0.9%	You sorry bum ... you don't have what it takes to serve in the United States armed forces! Want a uniform? Work for UPS!