The top 10 Which evil asshole are you? results of 241 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Which evil asshole are you?.       #1 22.0% "Morah Etti" Raskin - You a power-hungry Israeli Oklahoman who loves torturing a select few people. #2 16.2% Evan Anslow - You are a filthy rich retard who treats people as possessions and comes up with the lamest reasons to hate people. #3 13.3% John Kerry - You are a hypocritical lying Democrat who can kill by looking at someone with your hideous face. You remind me of Frankenstein. #4 12.4% Ed Borroughs - You are a 90 year old contractor who could be Ken Lay's grandfather. You like stealing money from innocent people. #5 9.5% Elizabeth Grasso - You are a goody-two shoes friend of the administration who secretly prays to Hitler every night. You cry when people call you a racist. You hate Jews for no reason. #6 8.7% Matt Brower - You are a stupid person who goes through 15 girlfriends every month and is nice to people you want to be nice to. #7 7.1% Hitler - Don't even get me started. #8 6.2% Satan - Nuff said. #9 3.3% You failed. You are NOT evil. #10 1.2% Mrs. Brennan/McDonald - You are an age obsessed businesswoman-turned math teacher who everyone secretly despises.

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