The top 25 Strange Friends results of 85 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Strange Friends.       Rate Survey Says (5=best, 0=poor)
#1	65.9%	You do need real people in your life
#2	25.9%	Take a long hard look at yourself
#3	2.4%	Are you sure you are straight?
#4	2.4%	If you must go down memory lane, at least go parking
#5	1.2%	Old friends are good friends
#6	1.2%	Real friends are the best friends
#7	1.2%	Take the picture out of your wallet & remember who your family are
#8	0.0%	Do you find yourself wasting time devising quizes?
#9	0.0%	Get a grip on reality, you are human
#10	0.0%	Have your family moved and you haven't noticed?
#11	0.0%	Hey, your eyes are turning square
#12	0.0%	Life's a bitch and then you marry one
#13	0.0%	Repeat this mantra," I will turn off the computer "
#14	0.0%	The aliens are knocking on the door for you
#15	0.0%	Who gives a stuff?
#16	0.0%	Why are you strating to glow in the dark?
#17	0.0%	You are half ape half human
#18	0.0%	Your computer is a machine not your lover
#19	0.0%	Your feminine side has permanent PMT
#20	0.0%	Your inner child is having hysterics
#21	0.0%	Your masculine side is atrophying with your muscles
#22	0.0%	Your mother warned you not to talk to strangers
#23	0.0%	Your psychiatrist is trying to email you
#24	0.0%	Your shoulders are now permanently hunched to match your squint
#25	0.0%	Your wife will efax you in the morning