The top 4 How Crapple are You? results of 71 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for How Crapple are You?.

#1	45.1%	YOU STUPID CRAPPLE!
#2	11.3%	WTF? Are you stoned?
#3	4.2%	FUTCH!
#4	4.2%	Just a loser.