The top 6 If your cat were human, what would be there profession?? results of 103 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for If your cat were human, what would be there profession??.       Rate Survey Says (5=best, 0=poor)
#1	57.3%	Fat Unemployed Slob
#2	21.4%	Drug Dealer
#3	6.8%	Bank Robber
#4	6.8%	Terrorist
#5	4.9%	Slut
#6	2.9%	Redneck Hunter Dude