The top 5 Badass Test results of 283 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Badass Test.       Rate Survey Says (5=best, 0=poor)
#1	38.9%	You're the scum of the planet, but you're good at what you do.
#2	38.2%	Go back to watering your flowers.
#3	17.0%	Total badass.
#4	6.0%	You're getting there.
#5	0.0%	If you can't run with the Big Dogs, stay on the porch.