The top 5 R U SMRT????? results of 323 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for R U SMRT?????.

#1	58.2%	Yay. You have a brain. Go outsmart someone.
#2	28.2%	Hmmm... Clever, but not completely.
#3	7.7%	OH MY GOD IT'S TRUE! You're officially retarded.
#4	4.3%	Dude. You're not an idiot, but pretty damn close.
#5	1.5%	ewwwww... Half a brain? UNDERQUALIFIED!