The top 12 DEFINITIVE POLITICAL TEST OF THE PHLEGM SON results of 124 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for DEFINITIVE POLITICAL TEST OF THE PHLEGM SON.

#1	18.5%	Nazi/Ayran Nations/KKK (Hitler, Richard Butler)
#2	16.1%	Nationalistic Conservative (Eisenhower, Nixon)
#3	16.1%	Socialist (FDR, LBJ)
#4	9.7%	Libertarian (Bill Maher)
#5	8.9%	Religious Republican (Ashcroft, Bush)
#6	8.1%	Communist/Marxist (Lenin)
#7	7.3%	Extreme Right-Wing (Howard “The Phlegm” Philips)
#8	4.0%	Anarchist (Unabomber)
#9	4.0%	Centrist (Washington, kind of )
#10	4.0%	Liberal (Kerry)
#11	3.2%	Moderate Republican (McCain)
#12	0.0%	Conservative Democrat (Carter, Truman)