#1 | 20.8%
| Hypnotise the populace | |
#2 | 20.3%
| Start a computer company, develop a market monopoly, and then infitrate every home in the world with evil machines of death | |
#3 | 11.1%
| Threaten World Leaders with a Giant Laser | |
#4 | 10.8%
| Work your way up the political ladder | |
#5 | 10.7%
| Create a loyal race of mutant broccoli-men | |
#6 | 10.2%
| Make a pact with Satan | |
#7 | 4.3%
| Earn millions on the stock market, and buy the world | |
#8 | 3.3%
| The same thing we do every night, Pinky | |
#9 | 3.1%
| Build yourself a new and better body | |
#10 | 2.2%
| Raise an evil army of the undead! | |
#11 | 1.3%
| Travel back in time and eliminate some key historical figure | |
#12 | 0.9%
| Poison the world's water supply/toothpaste | |
#13 | 0.9%
| Melt the polar icecaps | |