The top 8 What is your Illuminati University Major results of 101 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for What is your Illuminati University Major.

#1	37.6%	C.T.H,U.L.H.U - College of Temporal Happenstance Ultimate Lies and Historical Undertakings
#2	19.8%	C.O.U.P - College of Obscure and Unhealthy Professions
#3	15.8%	College of Zen Surrealism - No one understand but everyone knows.
#4	10.9%	The Mundanes - the undeclared and non weird IOU students.
#5	5.9%	Fnord- No one knows. Nobody understands.
#6	5.0%	College of Metaphysics.
#7	4.0%	The Foosball Team- You're enrolled just to get the school sports money. You get perks, plus women.
#8	1.0%	WUSE - Weird Unusual Science and Engineering