The top 2 Are you a banal reactionary, or are you an emasculated tree-hugger? results of 65 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Are you a banal reactionary, or are you an emasculated tree-hugger?.

#1	67.7%	The Party for the Advancement of Apathy
#2	26.2%	The Advancement-of-Apathy Party