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You starved to death, you non-believer!
You starved to death at your kitchen table. Did you really think that having food would make you anything besides a mark to all the folks who didn't store any?
You died Michgan Militia style. They had to pry your gun from your cold, dead hands.
You're actually not dead yet. But you will be soon, when you realise how you're one of only twenty people who survived and they all live a minimum of two thousand miles away.
You were killed BY the Michigan Militia. If you were a woman, you just got shot. If you were a man, that tells you why you have pain in your "nether regions", and you think you might be pregnant.
You were killed by foreign troops. So if you THINK you know who the father of your child is, you don't realize how long they drugged you for. If you're a man, and you have pain in your nether regions, that was your fellow Michigan Militia prisoner. The foreign troops only rape women.
You died of the plague released by the US as "germ warfare". It itched so badly you scratched off all your skin.
A shark ate you. By February they could walk on land. By March, they could drive cars.
You died of a plague that foreigners dropped as "germ warfare". It was patterned after the Capt. Tripps disease Stephen King outlined in the Stand. (Way to go Steve!)
You were vaporized by a nuclear misslie.

   


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