Breaking News: Trump's Big Announcement This Week Is That He Bowled A Perfect 300 In Wii Sports
By HatetheSwamp November 14, 2022 4:24 pm Category: Humor (0.0 from 0 votes)
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I'm making a huge announcement today, absolutely huge," reads the announcement leaked exclusively to The Babylon Bee as a show of gratitude for publishing real news at the highest standard. "Despite literally everyone trying to subvert the count and gaslight me into thinking I did not score a 300, I defied all possible expectations and did in fact score a 300 in Nintendo Bowling. Never been done before in Nintendo Bowling. Not ever. Phenomenal job everyone, especially me."
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