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Breaking News: Trump's Big Announcement This Week Is That He Bowled A Perfect 300 In Wii Sports

By HatetheSwamp
November 14, 2022 4:24 pm
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Per THE BABYLON BEE

BTW, pb gave in and signed up for TRUTH SOCIAL which has not suspended the BEE.

I'm making a huge announcement today, absolutely huge," reads the announcement leaked exclusively to The Babylon Bee as a show of gratitude for publishing real news at the highest standard. "Despite literally everyone trying to subvert the count and gaslight me into thinking I did not score a 300, I defied all possible expectations and did in fact score a 300 in Nintendo Bowling. Never been done before in Nintendo Bowling. Not ever. Phenomenal job everyone, especially me."


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  1. by Curt_Anderson on November 14, 2022 4:33 pm
    Obviously the above is fiction---you know fake news. Trump would never give other people credit by saying "phenomenal job everyone".

    I am sure his announcement will be equally as ridiculous and self-aggrandizing though.


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