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Wife Hands Husband Target Receipt With Classified Purchases Redacted

By HatetheSwamp
August 27, 2022 1:05 pm
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"I'm being as transparent as I can at this time," she assured her husband as he looked over the receipt, which was almost entirely just black bars save for the Target logo and the cute little Target dog. Barton went on to claim she is the "most transparent wife" in marriage history, despite the redactions, and that she would look into declassifying more items as she is able.

"This should clear things up and reassure you that all these purchases were, in fact, justified," she added before putting up another Magnolia brand knick-knack near the entryway.

At publishing time, her husband had turned in a redacted Bass Pro Shops receipt after smuggling in a long package that was shaped suspiciously like a fishing rod.


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  1. by Curt_Anderson on August 27, 2022 1:57 pm
    Did anybody in this story shoplift? Were any lives put at risk? Any angry violence-prone cultists?

    Otherwise I don't get the analogy.


  2. by oldedude on August 28, 2022 6:34 pm
    of course you don't. You have no humour to you. It's impossible to make a joke to you while we're all dying. That's okay. jjust make sure your dry as a 95 year olde tart.


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