TRUE FALSE
Have you ever been a purple wussy gorilla or a member of the communist party?
TRUE FALSE
Exit stage left?
TRUE FALSE
Purple tights? Sexy and sensible, pick yes. Chaffing to your delicate places? Pick, No.
TRUE FALSE
Has your mommy ever cut eye holes in your knit cap to keep you from tripping down at the junk yard?
TRUE FALSE
Would you eat a "Scooby Snack"?
TRUE FALSE
Does your Kung-Fu get-up resemble something that old dirty bastard, Hugh Hefner, would wear?
TRUE FALSE
Do you overuse the term "jinkies" in everyday conversations?
TRUE FALSE
Are you blue, under 4 inches tall, and an ignorant slut?
TRUE FALSE
Heavens to Murgatroid?
TRUE FALSE
Does your first name rhyme with your species?
TRUE FALSE
Would it bother you if your last name was Phooey?
TRUE FALSE
Do you have "muscles to spare and a brain to match"?
TRUE FALSE
Does misplacing/breaking your eyeglasses render you completely useless and leave you sitting in the Mystery Machine muttering "jinkies" over a box of "Scooby Snacks"?
TRUE FALSE
Are you a zombie?
TRUE FALSE
Were you created out of some sick need for vengeance by an evil unibrowed wizard named Gargamel?
TRUE FALSE
Wondertwin powers activate?
TRUE FALSE
Do you find yourself fantasizing about wrapping your hands around that bastard fat Albert's throat every time he says "Hey, hey, hey"?
TRUE FALSE
Are you aware that "Scooby Snack" is drugged out hippie code for "Hashish Brownie"?
TRUE FALSE
Are you a semi-retarded gun-toting equine?
TRUE FALSE
Do you hate when some sissy-mary named Fred, wearing a scarf, rips off your zombie mask revealing your true identity as a mere mortal?
TRUE FALSE
Which cartoon era rocks? 60's?
TRUE FALSE
70's??
TRUE FALSE
80's??? (Pffft...lamer *snicker*)
TRUE FALSE
Will you proudly post a picture of your perfect cartoon match on your website/journal, for all the world to see?
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