Do family get togethors usually end when somebody passes out?
True		False

Are there more than 5 in your family?
True		False

Is the sight of you in a thong a crime against humanity?
True		False

Do have fried chicken at least once a week?
True		False

Have you ever been pulled over for DYB?
True		False

Have you ever been pulled over for DYD?
True		False

Are you kind of unpopular in the middle east?
True		False

Does your mother run your life?
True		False

Are you a member of a select cabal that secretly runs the world?
True		False

Do you, will you, or did you attend either Harvard, Yale, Oxford, Cambridge, Northwestern, or MIT?
True		False

Do you work hard either at school or in your career?
True		False

You can fight honorably.
True		False

You dig that song, "I like big butts..."
True		False

Your girlfriend buys everything she can from the Gap.
True		False

Your parents bought you your first car.
True		False

You speak a language other than english.
True		False

You know the police on a first name basis.
True		False

You have never voted, nor do you plan too.
True		False