Does your definition of sex involve tentacles?
True		False

You would be most devastated by the death of our president George W. Bush…well there’s always Dick!
True		False

You buy all your hentai at Bookoff, its half price! All the store clerks know you and you even have that membership discount card from the last batch of hentai you bought.
True		False

Does your daily regime include watching at least 10 hours of hentai, whether it be animated or not?
True		False

Are you turned on by a bishounen/bishoujo in a pink latex bunnie suit….and tentacles…long thick tentacles……
True		False

Do you pride yourself in being able to exactly mimic the voices in Lunatic Night?
True		False

Are you incredibly shy around the opposite sex and tend to fantasize about them often when they are not around?
True		False

) Is your dream guy/girl a person that would enjoy being forcefully tied down and molested by you and then by giant demon beasts with tentacles?
True		False

Which disturbs you more the death of (yes) Toshio Maeda or (no) the creators of Hamtaro?
True		False

Do you constantly have to relocate your hentai stash in fear that your mom/roommate will find it?
True		False

In order to catch your interest an anime series has to have mass killing, rape/shower scenes and lots of tentacles! (^_^)
True		False

Do you like to play ping-pong?
True		False

When you are asked what your favorite color is, do you promptly reply “pink pineapple”?
True		False

) Do your acquaintances often refer to you as ‘perverted-minded’ or ‘hentai gurl/boi’?
True		False

Do you hang out in a group of other ‘perverted-mindeds’ like your self, which is generally avoided by everyone else?
True		False

Is the name of your favorite song coincidentally also the name of a sex position?
True		False

Do you prefer (no) yaoi, (either) yuri or (yes) everything?
True		False

If you could for a day, would you change what sex you are to go ‘experiment’?
True		False

Do you own a small white dog?
True		False

Baseball bats are used for…. (no) hitting baseballs..? (yes) ::smiles innocently:: (either) ..what..?
True		False

Are you affiliated with LubeFairy™ brand lube or any other fine LubeFairy™ products?
True		False