Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.
Your first question is below.
Do you feel like spending less than $20 on a case of beer?
True
False
Are you looking for a dark beer?
True
False
Does your hair often attract attention when you are in public (has anyone ever whispered/yelled the word "mullet" while laughing and pointing)?
True
False
Do you think of yourself as being a pretty smart person?
True
False
Do you like the taste of yak's blood, vomit, or Coors Light?
True
False
Are you easily confused by bottles, especially ones that aren't twist tops?
True
False
Have you ever punctured holes in a can of beer for the purpose of drinking it faster?
True
False
...ever tried it with a bottle (retard)?
True
False
And how about those fine malt beverages in "perfectly sized" 40 oz. containers? Do you like them?
True
False
Do you puke often?
True
False
Do you like those little tiny umbrellas in your drinks?
True
False
Do you like to discuss politics?
True
False
Do you drive a foriegn car?
True
False
Do you watch NASCAR?
True
False
Do you refer to soda as "pop"?
True
False
Do you like a good cigar?
True
False
Does "Lite" beer seem a little weak to you?
True
False
Do you like Mexican beers?
True
False
...how about Mexican beers with urine?
True
False
Are you in college
True
False
Are you cheap?
True
False
Are you trying to impress a girl?
True
False
Are you just trying to get drunk enough to forget that you just got laid off from some stupid dotcom, such as "selectsmart.com" ?
True
False
Is Queen Elizabeth II hot or what?
True
False
Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.