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A SelectSmart.com Humor Selector by ben friday, created October 2000. the punk test is not to be taken seriously. it's a joke. don't crap your pants, punker. keep in mind, that since it's a test, it has really nothing to do with how punk you actually are, because these are stigmas punks hold, i choose to use them in jest. so chill out. in addition don't take the questions literally, it would help score you and make it funnier if you suspend disbelief and go with the flow.
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