The top 23 What's Wrong With Me? results of 14218 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for What's Wrong With Me?.       Rate Survey Says (5=best, 0=poor)
#1	20.2%	Celebrity or Reality TV Addiction- People use to have talent before you gave the media market support by viewing their programs. You are watching these shows b/c you find your life lacking interest.
#2	18.1%	Computer Dependent Retardation- Turn off your internet. Go to a library for email and surfing (maybe even check out a book).
#3	12.5%	Instrumental Illness- Step 1) Take lessons. Don't wait for the doctor to say, "You're dying from cancer."
#4	11.4%	Exercising Extreme- If you're working at least 4 times a week, accept that no one's perfect and treat yourself to a cheeseburger.
#5	10.2%	Increasing the Japanese Market Syndrome- Congrats, you can shoot things in a virtual world successfully and beat video games. You mostly socialize with friends through an Xbox (or something similar). In Japan, a man actually married a video game character. This syndrome creates horrible communication skills as well as awesome disorders like "ADD" and "ADHD."
#6	4.4%	No Time to Travel Illness- You never will have time, might as well do it now. Passports are under 100 dollars. You blow more on a trip to Wal-mart.
#7	3.8%	Liquor is a depressant, especially hard liquor. If you're down about life, try harder to be happy and stop drinking Jim Beam.
#8	3.7%	Relying Stupidly on Technology Syndrome- You're not attached to the people in your address book, but on the addicting need for instant communication. This makes you appreciate people's true company less, impatient, and socially awkward face-to-face. The only thing you gain is becoming a "profile" stalker and/or texting expert.
#9	2.2%	Midwest Syndrome- Three types of people lives in the Midwest: 1) People who establish themselves in a nice suburban neighborhood, 2) people who've grown up there and talk about leaving but never do, and 3) farmers. This sheltered life makes normal people want to shoot themselves.
#10	2.0%	Painkiller Addiction: At least go for an Amphetamine (upper).
#11	1.9%	Religion Reality Disorder- Physicians and psychiatrists from all the world advise church patients to cease religious activity immediately due to the overwhelming BS side-effects.
#12	1.6%	Loan Debt Disorder- It's nice to have goals. Keep in mind, you'll always be in debt, and the goal in life will turn into paying off that debt.
#13	1.5%	Same State Syndrome- Live close to relatives? Move, even if you like them. Distance is healthy for love. You'll love them more.
#14	1.4%	Sell-Out Denial Disorder- If you're a life time fan of a famous group of musicians that came alive in the late 70s/early 80s, it's time to face the fact that they're making way too much to actually care about or create good music.
#15	1.4%	Tragedy Guilt- When one expresses a genuine concern toward a bad event that affected others, but will do absolutely nothing about the issue, nor lose any sleep over that specific issue.
#16	1.0%	Too Busy for Books Syndrome- Read a damn book. It expands your vocabulary.
#17	0.9%	Underexposed Syndrome- Never have or will encounter marijuana. Probably passed down from tradition.
#18	0.7%	Self Serving Overload Syndrome- You're masturbating too much. You need to either find a way to execute that bizarre fetish no one wants to try with you, get laid, or see a doctor about your overloaded sex drive (if you're already sexually active).
#19	0.3%	Work Environment Negativity- Get over it. We're all in it the same boat. If you can't change the situation or job, then at least have a positive outlook (you're employed). You're bringing people down, man.
#20	0.3%	Writing Disinterest- The fear or feeling of impatience toward writing. Though, it has been proven to be mentally beneficial.
#21	0.1%	The Bar of Fallen Dreams Disorder- Visiting a bar every single week? You best be going to a poker meeting, trivia night, etc. People talking about potential that will never be executed is the most depressing environment one could expose themselves to. Karaoke is a double whammy.
#22	0.1%	Twilight Disorder- To have interest in young adult novels for 13 year olds who read while hoping the main characters have sex. Must I say more?
#23	0.1%	Unexpected Parenting Envy- The kid isn't going away, stop exposing them to negativity.