The top 5 How dateable are you? results of 777 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for How dateable are you?.

#1	49.7%	Lovely. Just lovely. Drop me a line if you're a feller!
#2	21.1%	Lock yourself in your bedroom. Only emerge for sustenance and the restroom. Have food delivered to your house. Avoid contact with the opposite gender.
#3	14.0%	Work on the romantic edge, but you’ve got a killer foundation for relationship bliss.
#4	9.3%	Be wary of cheap hookers and gigolos in disguise.
#5	5.9%	You’ve got your work cut out for you. Try not to OD on the hair gel.