The top 5 Badass Test results of 231 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Badass Test.

#1	47.6%	You're the scum of the planet, but you're good at what you do.
#2	24.2%	Go back to watering your flowers.
#3	20.8%	Total badass.
#4	7.4%	You're getting there.
#5	0.0%	If you can't run with the Big Dogs, stay on the porch.