#1 | 30.5%
| CHILDREN! Just when you thought you had it all figured out, a van with a random sound effect ran you over. Not seeing it coming is a good thing, though. | |
#2 | 16.5%
| BOTTOMLESS SPIRIT PIT! Aaahhh! At least you fell for a loyal cause - your high school's football team. Go Growlbacks! | |
#3 | 12.0%
| ARROWED! Ow, your skin! Looks like you want to go quickly and painfully. Although slowly would have been cooler... | |
#4 | 8.8%
| CEREBELLUM'd! So that big brain got you with its deadly mind waves? James Bond's gonna have a tough time with that thing. | |
#5 | 8.5%
| VOIP! You know, that robot wouldn't have zapped you if you'd gone outside or something where he couldn't find you. Hope you like barbeque, because that's how you got cooked. | |
#6 | 8.4%
| NO, YOU'RE NOT! An iron weight and a sack of potatoes from the sky remind you that you're not cool. At least you don't need social skillz in Heaven! Yay! | |
#7 | 5.2%
| BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT! You just gonna stand there and let some tiny alien named Thomas hit you with a bat? I'm sorry, but that's pathetic. | |
#8 | 4.8%
| PUNT! You were destined to reach for the stars, and now you shall as a dinosaur kicks your butt into the ionosphere! Oh, and there's no oxygen in space. Dag, yo. | |
#9 | 3.8%
| POSSUMS... That ornery mob of beasts sure can fight like badgers. That'll teach you to love nature, uh...Mr.(s)....Nature Shoes. Yeah! So there! | |
#10 | 1.6%
| MSG'd! Ow, your stomach lining! Seriously, you need to watch your eating habits more carefully. | |