Rosencrantz. Life in a box is better than no life at all, I expect. You'd have a chance, at least. You could lie there thinking, ''Well. At least I'm not dead.''
Guildenstern. ''Consider. One: probability is a factor which operates within natural forces. Two: probability is not operating as a factor. Three: we are now held within un-, sub- or supernatural forces. Discuss.''
The Player. ''We're actors! We're the opposite of people!''
Hamlet. ''I am but mad north-north-west: when the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw.''
Ophelia.
Alfred. ''For a handful of coin I happen to have a private and uncut performance of ''The Rape of the Sabine Women,'' or rather woman, or rather Alfred, and for eight you can participate.''