#1 | 33.3%
| The Devoutly Holiest Toenail Clipping Of A Particularly Smelly Baldrick | |
#2 | 21.1%
| A Decidely Boring Nothing In Particular | |
#3 | 13.3%
| A Rather Empty Drawer In The Middle Of Nowhere | |
#4 | 8.9%
| Almost Nearly The Chosen One, Unless Of Course You Are Him, Your Holiness | |
#5 | 8.9%
| Some Strange Sort Of Mutant Fly Which Is Actually Quite Brainy | |
#6 | 4.4%
| A Simple Pass At An Attempt To Pass Sort Of Person | |
#7 | 4.4%
| An Extremely Slightly-Better-Than-Average Lump Of Gaseous Fur | |
#8 | 3.3%
| The Slight Whiffy Pair Of Underpants I Lost In Egypt Two Weeks Ago | |
#9 | 2.2%
| The Lesser Greater Pupil Master Of The Chosen One | |
#10 | 0.0%
| The Greater Greater Pupil Master Of The Chosen One | |